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Basic Literature is a corporate satire blog, updated with satirical and humorous commentary on the corporate world, including career advice, management tips, business strategies and marketing tactics.
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How to fix your office's copier

Monday, October 29, 2007

Your overhead cost is not going down. Contrary to what you've been promised by the so-called "Cost-Rationalization Exercise", the only thing that you have to rationalize is your lack of exercise due to your loads of work. So, let's make the overhead cost a little bit lower by saving your office's copier machine maintainance cost. Follow closely the video below to learn how you can fix the department's copier machine yourself.

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The Gear of A Leader

Saturday, October 27, 2007

A leader is born, not made, some may say. Well, I don’t intend to debate that old saying, instead,I would like to share what makes a person a good leader. It’s not his parents nor designation. It’s his or her gear. The gear of a leader.

You see, Adolf Hitler rules through fear. Did he managed to bring prosperity to the dying Germany? Yes he did. He is the great leader behind the tremendous achievements a war-torn country (like Germany, at that time) could ask for. So why? Despite his notorious cruelty against the Jews, why the Germans still back him? Because he had the gear:

The power to make you p33 in your pants!

So get back to work before your Adolf Hitler caught you websurfing. You might miss the raise you're hoping for.

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Friday, October 26, 2007

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