tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7711825866795340792.post4912179260975278881..comments2023-05-10T21:35:34.025+08:00Comments on Black Zedd Basic Literature: Ehem! We're An Equal Opportunity EmployerBlack Zeddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16512548883454874179noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7711825866795340792.post-52003695197246710652010-04-01T21:37:14.473+08:002010-04-01T21:37:14.473+08:00omigod this is laments for those-- for us who are ...omigod this is laments for those-- for us who are just infants to the real worldmutnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7711825866795340792.post-51423670569172243842008-10-01T16:22:00.000+08:002008-10-01T16:22:00.000+08:00well this is really familiar.well this is really familiar.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7711825866795340792.post-64330061247592794092008-09-14T13:23:00.000+08:002008-09-14T13:23:00.000+08:00Yep, sounds too familiar hehe.Yep, sounds too familiar hehe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7711825866795340792.post-34655807261678276712008-09-10T20:14:00.000+08:002008-09-10T20:14:00.000+08:00Mrs. Bean, try this: "Oh I forgot this is a family...Mrs. Bean, try this: "Oh I forgot this is a family reunion".<BR/><BR/>Yours Truly, welcome to the reality- where hopes and dreams remain hopes and dreams.Black Zeddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16512548883454874179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7711825866795340792.post-17313085988326755912008-09-09T20:55:00.000+08:002008-09-09T20:55:00.000+08:00Friend of Mine : Hello, is this XYZ Co.?XYZ Co. : ...Friend of Mine : Hello, is this XYZ Co.?<BR/><BR/>XYZ Co. : Yes. This is Ms. Qwerty speaking. Can I help you?<BR/><BR/>FoM : Yes, I'm calling with regards to the position of Asdf that your company has placed in the papers.<BR/><BR/>XYZ Co. Rep. : Are you bilingual?<BR/><BR/>FoM : Yes. In addition, I speak several other lingos.<BR/><BR/>XYZ Co. Rep. : But can you speak in Q?<BR/><BR/>FoM : Yes, I can speak in Q. @#$%^&*()_+!<BR/>(Slams phone).<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Yours Truly : Hi, is this HJKL Co.?<BR/><BR/>HJKL Co. Rep. : Yes, this is HJKL. May I assist you?<BR/><BR/>Yours Truly : Yeah, I'm enquirin' 'bout the position of Assistant +++ like you've published in the papers. Is the position still available?<BR/><BR/>HJKL Co. Rep. : Yah, it still avalable. You a citizen of our country?<BR/><BR/>Yours Truly : No...but I've got the requisite certification (interrupted)<BR/><BR/>HJKL Co. Rep. : So sorry, only for citizens & Perm Residents only. Have nice day.<BR/><BR/>Yours Truly : @#$!<BR/><BR/>EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES indeed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7711825866795340792.post-73391621807568147342008-09-09T08:54:00.000+08:002008-09-09T08:54:00.000+08:00Zedd,"Sound familiar?" Of course. As for me, to sa...Zedd,<BR/>"Sound familiar?" Of course. As for me, to say that is more familiar than to hear. What will I say when I also get the same feedback from my TOP MANAGEMENT when I am proposing a staff that are totally not from their family :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com